Black men are always asking for nice things, but then you don’t know how to act when you finally get them. Give a black man some high fashion and he wears a bedazzled mask on stage then announces that his current girlfriend is now his “baby mama.” That’s that shit, bruh. That’s that shit.
Not only do guys play that mess when it comes to material things, but oftentimes you all become enemies of progress regarding dating curly haired women of color. Always asking and praying for a woman with curly hair minus the tracks, but when the universe grants you your wish of a natural haired beauty, y’all leave us no choice but to do a second big chop. This time around, though, you’re on the chopping block.
Because I want your cuffin’ season partnership to blossom into a happy, loving relationship, I’m going to throw you a bone and teach you how to keep your beautiful natural hair empress. Y’all taught me how to dougie, this is the least I could do.
Please, get your tablets ready and let me tell you how you’re fucking up.